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Australians Test Your Aussieness Quiz
Author: auschick
Date Created: Aug. 25, 2003
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    Have you ever mimicked Alf Stewart from Home and Away with his broad Aussie accent saying stuff like "push off ya flamin' drongo!" or "Dont come the raw prawn with me, Shannon!" (i have and i HATE home and away! GO NEIGHBOURS!)
    No
    Yes

    Have you ever had an argument with a mate over whether Ford or Holden makes the better car? (go ford!)
    No
    Yes

    You've done the "hot sand" dance at the beach while running from the ocean back to your towel?
    No
    Yes

    Do you know who Ray Martin is?
    No
    Yes

    Do you always use words like "bloody", "grouse" and call people a "champ"?
    No
    Yes

    Have you stopped greeting people with "Hello" and go straight to the "How ya goin?"
    No
    Yes

    Have you seriously considered running down to the shops to buy Ugh Boots?
    No
    Yes

    ...do you own ugh boots?
    No
    Yes

    Are you a Hard-Core Footy Fan? (AFL only!)
    No
    Yes

    Do you go to games and scream incomprehensibly until your throat goes raw, but even when it does still do your best to yell at the Umpires cos they are shit even though you KNOW they cant hear you?
    No
    Yes

    Do you know your teams song by heart?
    No
    Yes

    Are you in the Cheer Squad?
    No
    Yes

    You kinda know the first verse to the National Anthem, but your buggered if you know what "girt" means.
    No
    Yes

    Do you have a story that somehow revolves around excess consumption of alcohol and a mate named 'Dave'?
    No
    Yes

    Have you ever risked attending an outdoor music festival (BDO!!) on the hottest day of the year?
    No
    Yes

    Have you ever tried hanging off the clothesline pretending you can fly?
    No
    Yes

    ..have you ever had to visit the emergency room after hanging off the clothesline pretending you can fly?
    No
    Yes

    Do you own a pair of thongs for everyday use and a "dress pair" for special occasions?
    No
    Yes

    You don't know whats in a meat pie and you dont bloody care!
    No
    Yes

    You pronounce Australia as "Straya".
    No
    Yes

    Do you call soccer "soccer" and not "football"
    No
    Yes

    Have you ever squeezed Vegemite through Vita Brits or Salada's to make little vegemite worms?
    No
    Yes

    Do you suck your tea through a Tim Tam?
    No
    Yes

    Do you realise that lifeguards are the only people that can get away with wearing Speedos?
    No
    Yes

    You pledge alligiance to Vegemite over Promite or Marmite?
    No
    Yes

    Have you ever played Beach cricket with a tennis ball and a bat fashioned out of a fence post?
    No
    Yes

    Do you firmly believe that in the end, everything will be ok, and have told a mate, in tough times that "She'll be right, mate"?
    No
    Yes

    Do you use the phrase "no worries" at least once a day?
    No
    Yes

    Do you have a place reserved in a caravan park near the beach somewhere like Anglesea or Torquay where you go every holidays with mates and family?
    No
    Yes

    Have you adopted the local pub as your own?
    No
    Yes

    You know the oath of Mateship can never be limited by geographical distance?
    No
    Yes

    You have seen all the great aussie movies and can relate each character to yourself or someone you know?
    No
    Yes

    Are you proud of our Aussie actors and singers? Especially those who never lose their accent? (Nicole Kidman)
    No
    Yes

    Do you support those people no matter what happens because they are part of your Australian family? eg. Tom n Nicole break up.
    No
    Yes

    Do you love all aussie music? Like "We are Australian" and "Waltzing Matilda"
    No
    Yes

    Do you believe that "The Land Down under" should be our national anthem?
    No
    Yes

    Do you always use the words "Bullshit!" and "Farkin" ?
    No
    Yes

    Is your local fish & chip shop owned by aussies or greeks?
    No
    Yes

    Are you aware that only these wogs can make the best fish n chips and all the asian fish n chipperies suck ass?
    No
    Yes

    Do you love Australia?
    No
    Yes

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