-- Posted by tell me again at 5:30 am on July 10, 2009 The paper on the back of my period pad tells me that "A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day".   I think I pee around 5 times a day, each using 4 sheets (I fold (; ).   5 x 4 = 20 sheets. That's 37 less than average. Suppose I accidentally take 6 sheets 2 of those times.   3 x 4 + 6 x 2 = 24 sheets. That's still 33 less than average. And by "person", are we talking about men or women here? Men use like, 0. I guess they'll use 8 for pooping? And suppose they use what, 10 for wiping leftover pizza sauce from their hair. And how about 12 for wiping cum from their pubes. And another 12 because they dropped the first 12 in the toilet by accident.   That brings their total to 8 + 10 + 12 + 12 = 42.   To bring the average to 57, women would have to use 72 a day. What the hell do you use toilet paper on?? How many do you use?? Edit: Screwed up -- Posted by Fishboner at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 Your private parts stink. -- Posted by TheUnstoppableScentz at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD SRSLY -- Posted by Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 hmm, is that unsanitary? -- Posted by tell me again at 5:32 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from TheUnstoppableScentz at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 WHY THE HELL DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD SRSLY I AM SORRY -- Posted by tell me again at 5:32 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 hmm, is that unsanitary? What, saving cum stained toilet paper for pizza? Yeah. Don't do it anymore. -- Posted by Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex they're facial tissue different things -- Posted by Chasey at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 also i don't eat pizza -- Posted by squareness at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 why would anyone want to talk about this ? -- Posted by tell me again at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex they're facial tissue different things Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. -- Posted by tell me again at 5:36 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from squareness at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 why would anyone want to talk about this ? I'm fucked up. Talk to me dammit. Why are you kids so shy? You have no problems comparing your clits to grapes (real topic), why would you have problems telling me what you use toilet paper on? -- Posted by Veldel at 5:39 am on July 10, 2009 I only use it when I poo or blow my nose. -- Posted by Spice at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use that many either =\ probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day -- Posted by TheUnstoppableScentz at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 Well, If you want to know what I use toilet paper for, You'll have to PM me. It's not for prying eyes :( -- Posted by tell me again at 5:41 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Spice at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use that many either =\ probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day thank you. see, spice is cool.   -- Posted by richteabiscuits at 5:41 am on July 10, 2009 You need to find something better to do than counting how many pieces of toilet paper you use :| -- Posted by tell me again at 5:43 am on July 10, 2009 I can't believe no one has called me a man-hating sexist. -- Posted by Chasey at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from tell me again at 1:34 pm on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex    they're facial tissue    different things Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. Idk maybe they were referring to the amount you use when you're on your period Being a faggot girls seem to take pleasure in talking to me about how they have to wipe a fuckload because of the blood -- Posted by Spice at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 that would be like stating the obvious, would it not? :P -- Posted by tell me again at 5:46 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from tell me again at 1:34 pm on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex     they're facial tissue     different things    Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. Idk maybe they were referring to the amount you use when you're on your period Being a faggot girls seem to take pleasure in talking to me about how they have to wipe a fuckload because of the blood Hahahahahhaa i forgot to count those.