-- Posted by derailedjet at 11:16 pm on July 9, 2009 If a leper midget with swine flu jumped on your back, would you beat him off? -- Posted by Descartes at 11:16 pm on July 9, 2009 I would take him off. I will not beat off any lepers. -- Posted by divine judgement at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009 yes i would -- Posted by TaliaBBy at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009 iseewhatyoudidthar. -- Posted by utheh at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009 oh yes -- Posted by Lally at 11:18 pm on July 9, 2009 I would beat him off with a dead zombie and a chicken leg. -- Posted by Dexter Ward at 11:20 pm on July 9, 2009 I'm not beating any guy off -- Posted by virginiaraexxo at 11:21 pm on July 9, 2009 cute. I'm probably going to use this joke & try to pass it off as my own. -- Posted by jsia at 11:22 pm on July 9, 2009 I'd throw myself to the ground and squash him.