-- Posted by Anonymous at 4:25 pm on July 9, 2009 Gay sex-related post, if you do not want to read, do not reply either. You have been warned. Okay, I know this was irresponsible of me. Skip the lecture. But I went for a walk with my boyfriend of a week (our anniversary today). We walked past the river, into a meadow on the other side around 9.45pm. Got kissing, tickling... he then falls to the ground in a heap because I got his tickle spot. Kissed some more, we both gave each other a little bit of oral. Then in the heat of the moment, decided we'd try and lose my virginity one way or another. Due to the lack of lube, neither of us could "get in" well, but when he finally did, man, DID IT HURT! Eventually, the pain turned into "good pain" and then he had to pull out because he'd hurt himself. Turns out he'd cut his tight foreskin, because I was that tight. So we settled for just wanking outdoors because I didn't want to hurt him and he's (by his own admission) not good at hand-jobs. And I eventually hobble through the door at quarter past midnight after he was stopped by the police as we had a goodbye hug on his bike and they had to check it wasn't stolen because two guys on a moped looks suspicious, apparently. EDIT: And I'm still trying to work out whether or not I did lose my virginity, or if I need to complete the "sex" thing, or need to have given and recieved to be able to call myself a "not-virgin". -- Posted by aejae at 4:26 pm on July 9, 2009 which is why you finga beforehand -- Posted by Miss Vanity at 4:26 pm on July 9, 2009 What was the point of this? -- Posted by Catzcore at 4:27 pm on July 9, 2009 not clever huh -- Posted by dougalmcflurry at 4:27 pm on July 9, 2009 :/ Jesus. My first time was painful enough with lube. -- Posted by 0h h3ll n0 at 4:27 pm on July 9, 2009 Danny Boi? I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here... I guess moral of the story is never forget lube. -- Posted by Kaijuu at 4:27 pm on July 9, 2009 that is absolutely disgusting I hope you washed everyhing you touched afterwards. -- Posted by forfallonyy at 4:27 pm on July 9, 2009 and was there a question or what?! -- Posted by dougalmcflurry at 4:28 pm on July 9, 2009 I'd say you were no longer a virgin, by my standards anyway. -- Posted by TBMP at 4:29 pm on July 9, 2009 not a virign, sorry m8 sucks that it hurt that badly... -- Posted by dougalmcflurry at 4:30 pm on July 9, 2009 Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 12:27 am on July 10, 2009 Danny Boi? I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here...   I guess moral of the story is never forget lube. Hahaa I was thinking it was him as well But we may have just defeated the point of the anonymous feature, so shhhh. -- Posted by 0h h3ll n0 at 4:32 pm on July 9, 2009 Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 12:30 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 12:27 am on July 10, 2009 Danny Boi?    I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here...  I guess moral of the story is never forget lube. Hahaa I was thinking it was him as well But we may have just defeated the point of the anonymous feature, so shhhh. Haha..I'm sorry if I rumbled you anon. It's funny how the way someone posts makes it kinda obvious it's them.. -- Posted by Penis69 at 4:36 pm on July 9, 2009 what do u need answered -- Posted by XxemoxangelxX at 4:40 pm on July 9, 2009 i'd say not a virgin dude