-- Posted by DonAmb at 2:16 pm on July 5, 2009 you woke up and a random scary dude dressed as Santa as in your room and it was march -- Posted by aejae at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 kill him -- Posted by I Eat Snails at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 HO HO HO -- Posted by onlyAman at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 assume i was at home? -- Posted by Suicidebooth at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 I would fuck a bitch up. -- Posted by Baron Samedi at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 "lolwut" -- Posted by jakkey at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 hit him -- Posted by glowinthedark at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 scream then rape him. -- Posted by Joep0113 at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 The answer would still be masturbate, he'd be too confused to do anything. -- Posted by K r e s c e n d o at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 Nothing. He is not real. -- Posted by DuBBy at 2:17 pm on July 5, 2009 I'd call the ambulance cuz it's hot as hell -- Posted by mvmassacre at 2:18 pm on July 5, 2009 Scream really loudly -- Posted by C1rca2aws at 2:18 pm on July 5, 2009 wut. -- Posted by missmess at 2:19 pm on July 5, 2009 kick him in the shin -- Posted by utheh at 2:19 pm on July 5, 2009 "ready for round two?" -- Posted by ily13107 at 2:21 pm on July 5, 2009 I'd do the hokey pokey! -- Posted by Kaijuu at 2:21 pm on July 5, 2009 Leave. -- Posted by One Two Step at 2:24 pm on July 5, 2009 Laugh till I turned orange.