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-- Posted by Looking4aRomeo at 5:38 pm on July 4, 2009
I will claim winner at 9 40 GO ! my personal fav Roses are black, violets are red, what is it going to take, to get you into bed? :]
-- Posted by namefake3 at 5:39 pm on July 4, 2009
There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd you like another?
-- Posted by Themakingofagod at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009
Damn girl, can I get a little intercourse with that shake?
-- Posted by Rhys90 at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009
get your coat love, you're pulled.
-- Posted by yyyt at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009
Quote: from namefake3 at 1:39 am on July 5, 2009
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like another?  
lol, I havent heard this one before.
-- Posted by acausedelle at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong!
-- Posted by deuces13 at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009
you must know karate cuz yo body's kickin
-- Posted by acausedelle at 5:41 pm on July 4, 2009
Quote: from namefake3 at 7:39 pm on July 4, 2009
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like another?  
That's 206 bones.
-- Posted by Joep0113 at 5:41 pm on July 4, 2009
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
-- Posted by TaliaBBy at 5:43 pm on July 4, 2009
Do you work at subway? you just gave me a footlong.
-- Posted by CollegeKid09 at 6:00 pm on July 4, 2009
Screw me if im wrong...but haven't we met before? I don't know much about pies but damn you make my banana cream! My socks are having a party do your pants want to come down? Your like a prize winning fish I don't know whether to eat or mount you.... Hey girl lets play lion tamer....you get down on all fours and ill stick my head on your mouth.... You dont sweat much for a fat chick....
-- Posted by R3dF0x at 6:03 pm on July 4, 2009
I have a bunch that ive used and learned overtime, lol. Here they are: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. Can i have a picture of you so i can tell santa what i want for christmas? Thats a nice dog you have. does it have a phone number? Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull out pockets) Do you want to? This isnt as beer belly, its a fuel tank for the love machine. Keep pulling the handles, the love wont stop coming. Hi, im Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? Didnt we go to differant schools together? And my favorite: If your naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room!
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