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-- Posted by The Last Magister at 7:03 pm on July 3, 2009

And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life.

So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle.

The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle.

The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini.

Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."


-- Posted by utheh at 7:04 pm on July 3, 2009

ROFL


-- Posted by Poetic Believer at 7:04 pm on July 3, 2009

Awww!


-- Posted by Leannbby at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

awwwwwwwwwwww


-- Posted by Nalexandra09 at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

haha.
i saw another version of this joke, but his wife is riding a skateboard at the end.


-- Posted by Descartes at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

I lol'd


-- Posted by Lally at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

I dont get it.
did he kill his wife?


-- Posted by kitts at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

um


-- Posted by cyberpunk at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009

lmao


-- Posted by Karen18 at 7:06 pm on July 3, 2009

awwww haha


-- Posted by Aerie at 7:07 pm on July 3, 2009

Heard. lol


-- Posted by Lucid Nightmare at 7:08 pm on July 3, 2009

LOL


-- Posted by K r e s c e n d o at 7:08 pm on July 3, 2009

I smiled.


-- Posted by Leannbby at 7:11 pm on July 3, 2009

noooo

he never cheated because his wife died

you cant cheat on someone who isnt there


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