-- Posted by Cunning Stunt at 1:36 pm on July 3, 2009 1. Go to www.omegle.com 2. Chat with somebody 3. ??? 4. Profit! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey! Stranger: how r ya? You: bored, you? Stranger: horny Stranger: have a cam? You: yeah You: asl? Stranger: 24m Stranger: u? You: 16/f :) Stranger: msn? You: i might give it to you... ;) You: you have to convince me though! Stranger: how You: make me horny too Stranger: im whispering dirty things to ur ears Stranger: my hands r on ur boobs You: ooo what are you whispering Stranger: sexy id like to fuck u like no one else You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: so Stranger: r u kidding? You: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons now. Stranger: no comment Stranger: did i pass the test? You: Reference code 3744956127 has been entered into the database, please stand by. Stranger: waiting You: You will now be forwarded to a C.I.A. Agent. You: Please wait... Stranger: that enough Stranger: thats enough You: Good evening sir my name is Agent Griffith, would you like to tell me what's going on here? Stranger: nothing You: How old are you sir? Stranger: 17 You: According to this chatlog sir you are... 24 years of age. Stranger: so? 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Stranger:im naked You:ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- Posted by alishaaaa at 10:20 pm on July 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Can I ask you a personal question? Stranger: depends You: On? Stranger: the question You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti? Stranger: no You: awh man! You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with. You: :`( You: please. Stranger: well, interesting Stranger: show me you spoon first You: That would be impossible, kind stranger. Stranger: who are you? Stranger: okay You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable. You: Not really invisible, because I can see it. You: Just no one else can. You: It's complicated, really. Stranger: well I cannot Stranger: ur right You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say. Stranger: what do you exactly want? Stranger: are you really hungry or what? You: Just a bite of your spegetti. You: No. I just want to taste it. =9 Stranger: it should taste good to someone You: Well, I want to see if it does or not. You: And you will not let me. :`( Stranger: I may if I have one You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti. Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti? Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti. You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians. Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that. You: You should do some brushing up on your geography. Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy? You: No. I already told you... They are in France. You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes. Stranger: well good luck with you dreams You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me. Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger. Stranger: why Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that You: because you give support. You: DUH. Stranger: wow You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger. Stranger: okay You: I'm glad you agree. Stranger: what local time is it now You: Time for a bite of your speghetti. Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti Stranger: good day Your conversational partner has disconnected. -- Posted by alishaaaa at 11:51 pm on July 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Can I ask you a personal question? Stranger: depends You: On? Stranger: the question You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti? Stranger: no You: awh man! You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with. You: :`( You: please. Stranger: well, interesting Stranger: show me you spoon first You: That would be impossible, kind stranger. Stranger: who are you? Stranger: okay You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable. You: Not really invisible, because I can see it. You: Just no one else can. You: It's complicated, really. Stranger: well I cannot Stranger: ur right You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say. Stranger: what do you exactly want? Stranger: are you really hungry or what? You: Just a bite of your spegetti. You: No. I just want to taste it. =9 Stranger: it should taste good to someone You: Well, I want to see if it does or not. You: And you will not let me. :`( Stranger: I may if I have one You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti. Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti? Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti. You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians. Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that. You: You should do some brushing up on your geography. Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy? You: No. I already told you... They are in France. You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes. Stranger: well good luck with you dreams You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me. Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger. Stranger: why Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that You: because you give support. You: DUH. Stranger: wow You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger. Stranger: okay You: I'm glad you agree. Stranger: what local time is it now You: Time for a bite of your speghetti. Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti Stranger: good day Your conversational partner has disconnected.