-- Posted by lunchbox at 1:33 pm on July 3, 2009 Ok, So alot of you are probably wondering where I went for so long. Truth be told I have been traveling through the multiverse for the last month or so. See I took this red pill. or 2. Actualy I dont remember how many I took, but thats not the point. after about an hour reality started to disolve, and so I closed my eyes, instancly being teleported into another plane of existance. I would later find out that it was done by an alien race of time and demintion nomads, bent on domination of the future. distant future. Not the point. So I opened my eyes, and I was in a room made of pot plants. the roof was nice leaves god it was beautiful. There were 2 gentlemen who were bartering with pills. So after pocket checking myself, I found that I had a few pills my self, and traded them for 2 lighters, and a knife. Shortly after that I left the room, and as I was walking down the hallway, I noticed I was steping through vortexes of light and darkness. Then I stepped through one, and Was standing on a mountian in space. So after walking down the mountian, I found that there was a city on the bottom of it. like the citty was the base of the entire mountian. there I met a person who told me that some war was rageing and that aleins were right about to come and start fighting where I was. He handed me something called the admirals pistol, and then ran off to his fleet. 10,000 ships took off into space, and I watched them go into a great war. Suddenly a great dragon appered, and with one breath of fury, he destroyed both fleets, and the fury continued to come at me. I closed my eyes in fear and then nothing happened. So I opened my eyes and I was again in a new place. people were fighting with giant rubber horse cocks, and blow up dolls. At first I wasnt sure weather to laugh or run, but then someone ran at me attacking, so I shot him with the pistol the admril of the mountian fleet gave me. it shot a beautiful rainbow out of it that cut through my assailant, and 5 of the men behind him. I noticed a little control on the side of the pistol, that read .0001% output. I turned the dial untill it read .0004%  and fired again. a beam the size of a car shot out, and everyone fighting ran off in fear. suddenly 4 giant pepsi bottles appered in the sky and I shot at them, then I ran. And then a great voice spoke to me. To be continued. -- Posted by easley6 at 1:34 pm on July 3, 2009 who r u -- Posted by JackieisBlue at 1:34 pm on July 3, 2009 I missed you. -- Posted by lunchbox at 1:35 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from JackieisBlue at 1:34 pm on July 3, 2009 I missed you. I missed you too. -- Posted by Psycloner at 1:38 pm on July 3, 2009 Wow... and you did it without inviting me?   Ah well, hope it was fun. =] -- Posted by JackieisBlue at 1:41 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from lunchbox at 1:35 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from JackieisBlue at 1:34 pm on July 3, 2009 I missed you. I missed you too. Where you been? -- Posted by lunchbox at 1:41 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from Psycloner at 1:38 pm on July 3, 2009 Wow... and you did it without inviting me? Ah well, hope it was fun. =] up untill I met god. Thats where it started to become a real battle. but thats a story for another day. -- Posted by Muddbutt at 1:52 pm on July 3, 2009 i honestly dont know who you are. -- Posted by musefan13 at 1:52 pm on July 3, 2009 I hate walls of text