-- Posted by EJO at 10:53 am on June 19, 2009 Twilight Contest Judges: Carbonara and xbleedingxheart Here are you're choices -Write an Alternate ending for any of the books -Record a short skit of the movie or recreate your favorite scene -Do a Parody (written or recorded) If putting a video please post it on youtube and provide a link..The videos must be your's not someone elses What were looking for -Creativity - Expression Thank you -- Posted by Public Enemy 69 at 10:54 am on June 19, 2009 Alternate Ending (TWilight): Edward shits on Bella's chest and then nuts in her eye. The end. -- Posted by Scoutindigo at 10:57 am on June 19, 2009 Quote: from Rabgix at 10:54 am on June 19, 2009 Alternate Ending (TWilight): Edward shits on Bella's chest and then nuts in her eye.   The end. Haha stupid..haha -- Posted by Live Just To Die at 10:58 am on June 19, 2009 I would but I fear it would turn into some mad erotica... Damn my fetishes... -- Posted by Praise the Lard at 11:00 am on June 19, 2009 all three commentators are me please deliver my points in non sequential marked points to the following address Praise the lard livewire the internet -- Posted by RedRevolver at 11:02 am on June 19, 2009 Edward lay in Bella's arms, waiting for the still hand of God to touch him. -- Posted by EJO at 11:03 am on June 19, 2009 If you want to enter a story please send it to me -- Posted by MushroomSatsujin at 11:05 am on June 19, 2009 Both die We live happily ever after. -- Posted by Natsy at 11:11 am on June 19, 2009 Quote: from Praise the Lard at 7:00 pm on June 19, 2009 all three commentators are me please deliver my points in non sequential marked points to the following address Praise the lard livewire the internet LOL -- Posted by Kitty Kiska at 8:20 am on June 22, 2009 I have to bring up all my writing skills...wait it be for twillight, ill just ask my 6 year old brother to write it then. -- Posted by deAth trAp at 9:08 am on June 23, 2009 I have an alternate ending. Edward looks into Bella's eyes passionately and they lean in to kiss. Suddenly, he smells Bella's B.O. which turns him on immensely. He bites deep into Bella's neck with his normal human teeth that should be fangs if he's actually a vampire and not a faggot wannabe, and Bella slowly bleeds to death. Edward then faps to the sight of Bella's dying, suffering, bloody body and is turned on even more to know that it was caused by him. Then he fucks Bella's dead body and gets AIDS and dies. The end. -- Posted by S0LITUDE at 4:19 pm on June 23, 2009 It was a dark night while stephanie mayer smoked pot and laughed hysterically. She saw edward cullen coming through her door and killed him by cutting his cold penis. He bled to death, then bella came and died from drinking all the vampire blood. -- Posted by clockworkorange71 at 7:30 pm on June 23, 2009 My alternate ending: "I'm sorry Bella.. but I like men now.." *Edward fucks Bella's father* "But Edward! He is your father too!" *Edward looks up from analz* *incestuous banjo music* Then I get into a time machine and go back in time and kick Stephenie Meyer in the balls. -- Posted by EJO at 8:57 am on July 1, 2009 it doesnt matter what kind of ending..you can make fun of it or u can really create the ending fitting for it