-- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:23 am on Jan. 7, 2009 The fucking gypsies stole all our pinecones. And here, they're worth A LOT. We've put spiky bushes all over the fences, but they still got in. We can't even see the fence from the house because it's like 50 metres away and there's a hill in the way. If we call the police, they won't do anything, they can't really. What do we do? It's urgent, and it's upsetting everyone. They just don't go away. We caught them once and told them to buzz off, but they keep coming back when we don't see them. Help! -- Posted by stiicky iicky at 9:24 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Shoot them? -- Posted by kbaby22 at 9:24 am on Jan. 7, 2009 get a watch dog. -- Posted by W o n d e r l a n d at 9:25 am on Jan. 7, 2009 I think you need better locks and security -- Posted by DannoJay at 9:25 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Kick them out get everyone where you live to help you kick them out -- Posted by GEEraffBby at 9:26 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Pinecones? Really? Shoot them. Then stab then continuously. -- Posted by Lohrbas at 9:26 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol.  Seriously? -- Posted by xoxo1234 at 9:27 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Wow, different world. Anyway, get an alarm system on your house. Lol. -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:27 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from dannojay at 5:25 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Kick them out get everyone where you live to help you kick them out They just come back. -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:28 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xoxo1234 at 5:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Wow, different world. Anyway, get an alarm system on your house. Lol. What will that do? I have it, but they steal from the pine trees. -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously? No, I'm totally joking. Yes, seriously. Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? -- Posted by PapaRockett at 9:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Get a guard dog that will rip the fucker to shreds if they step in the place. ;D -- Posted by Lohrbas at 9:31 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol.  Seriously? No, I'm totally joking. Yes, seriously. Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? I thought gypsies were docile people. -- Posted by Pebbles123 at 9:31 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Pinecones? :/ -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:32 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xsolox at 5:25 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 I think you need better locks and security What kind of security? Locks don't do anything, they just climb over the fences. -- Posted by h a t t at 9:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 i should try selling the pinecones from my backyard -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously?    No, I'm totally joking.    Yes, seriously.    Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? I thought gypsies were docile people. Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. -- Posted by xoxo1234 at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 7:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xoxo1234 at 5:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Wow, different world.    Anyway, get an alarm system on your house. Lol. What will that do? I have it, but they steal from the pine trees. Oh, right. Haha, sorry, I'm slow. Maybe a fence with an alarm? -- Posted by north star15 at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 sell all your clothes to get some money hah -- Posted by Lohrbas at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol.  Seriously?   No, I'm totally joking.   Yes, seriously.   Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree?    I thought gypsies were docile people.   Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. I must have met some weird gypsies then.  They're a bit greedy, but what can you expect from Jews? -- Posted by tweetybird at 9:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009 get a guard dog -- Posted by Manipulative Acid at 9:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously?       No, I'm totally joking.       Yes, seriously.       Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree?   I thought gypsies were docile people.      Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. I must have met some weird gypsies then. They're a bit greedy, but what can you expect from Jews? What the hell, are you super ignorant? Gypsies originate from India, they're dark skinned and vile. What's the matter with you? Jews are fine people. Now, what to do with these gypsies? -- Posted by dingle at 10:59 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Gypsies are very annoying indead, but while they excell in the skills of frollocking and childlike laughter, they often fall-a-fool due to their dim-whitted intelect. Engage one in conversation.  Inform it that it is currently over the fence, and that if it were to go over the fence, it would be in the place it was coming from. Then, pull out the flashy thing from Men in Black, flash it, and tell it that it's a bird and it's flock has left without for the winter.  It can catch up if it flies away from the fence as quickly as possibly.         Then it will fly away, as quickly as possibly, in a general away from fence direction. Hope this helps! -- Posted by i r sekz at 11:43 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Have you tried a moat and fill it with soapy water.  Gypsies don't like to be clean so it should keep them at bay.