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R3dF0x
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Posted at 6:03 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| I have a bunch that ive used and learned overtime, lol. Here they are: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. Can i have a picture of you so i can tell santa what i want for christmas? Thats a nice dog you have. does it have a phone number? Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again? Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull out pockets) Do you want to? This isnt as beer belly, its a fuel tank for the love machine. Keep pulling the handles, the love wont stop coming. Hi, im Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? Didnt we go to differant schools together? And my favorite: If your naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to my room! |
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CollegeKid09
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Posted at 6:00 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| Screw me if im wrong...but haven't we met before? I don't know much about pies but damn you make my banana cream! My socks are having a party do your pants want to come down? Your like a prize winning fish I don't know whether to eat or mount you.... Hey girl lets play lion tamer....you get down on all fours and ill stick my head on your mouth.... You dont sweat much for a fat chick.... |
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TaliaBBy
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Posted at 5:43 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| Do you work at subway? you just gave me a footlong. |
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Joep0113
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Posted at 5:41 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| Nice shoes, wanna fuck? |
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acausedelle
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Posted at 5:41 pm on July 4, 2009 |
Quote: from namefake3 at 7:39 pm on July 4, 2009
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like another?  
That's 206 bones. |
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deuces13
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Posted at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| you must know karate cuz yo body's kickin |
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acausedelle
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Posted at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong! |
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yyyt
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Posted at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009 |
Quote: from namefake3 at 1:39 am on July 5, 2009
There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like another?  
lol, I havent heard this one before. |
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Rhys90
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Posted at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| get your coat love, you're pulled. |
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Themakingofagod
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Posted at 5:40 pm on July 4, 2009 |
| Damn girl, can I get a little intercourse with that shake? |
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namefake3
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Posted at 5:39 pm on July 4, 2009 |
There are 206 bones in the human body. How'd you like another? |
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