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Foreword:  

Upon realising my newfound deity-like status as a 'Member of Yore', my thoughts immediately swung to the befuddled pseudo-hierarchy of our new paradise. And what better way to christen the new digs than to dream up a completely rethought ranking system, based on how old-school a member may be (with a little added spice).  

Choosing your old-school title:  
Since we've been around the site so long, I figure we should all at least be permitted our own titles (for example, I have designated myself "Overmaster of all that is Poppin' Fresh").  

Point Ascription:  
Calculate your total from the below list, and post the result in this topic.  

Are you / have you/ did you / [fitting prefix]...  

• More than 365 Active Days (300 points).  
  
• 100 Points per 100 Active Days total (i.e. 500 active days = 500 points).  
  
• Joined in 2000 (2000 points).  
  
• Joined in 2001 (1700 points).  
  
• Joined in 2002 (1400 points).  
  
• Joined in 2003 (1100 points).  
  
• Joined in 2004 (800 points).  
  
• Joined in 2005 (500 points).  
  
• Joined in 2006 (200 points).  
  
• Posted in the topic, "I'm an ugly male, what should I do for romance?" by thegame310 (500 points).  
  
• Posted in the topic, "Sleepy" by sexy dean (350 points).  
  
• Listed as an official member of 'Team Elite' (600 points).  
  
• Have ever been in the "#igloos" IRC channel (150 points).  
  
• Have, at one point or another, been considered an "IRC Regular" (300 points).  
  
• Participated in at least one incarnation of "Dominion: A game of global asskickery" (350 points).  
  
• Was a member of the victorious nation of Bohemia in Dominion II (100 points).  
  
• Was around for the hilarity of LiveWire's 2005 April Fool's Day prank (350 points).  
  
• Was around FIRST during the lifetime of "The Serious Forum" (400 points).  
  
• Obtained the LiveWire Intellectual Badge (150 points).  
  
• Around during the infamous "Sidebar Movement" (50 points).  
  
• Around during the infamous creation of the "Basic Membership Checklist" (30 points).  
  
• Currently a moderator (100 points).  
  
• Previously a moderator, but have since resigned/been demoted (250 points).  
  
• Listed as a member of Inari's Cult (400 points).  
  
• Invited as one of the original members of quidam's "The Martian Liberation Front" group (150 points).  
  
• Have obtained the 'Customizable' rank (300 points).  
  
• Have amassed more than 1000 Active Days (600 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "angrybellsprout" days 500 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "lollerskate" days (300 points).  
  
• Have been active during abs' "abspwnsyou" days (100 points).  
  
• Was around for chalkboard sonata's "A Tribute to Noir" contest (350 points).  
  
• Know what "Mr. Grey's Laundrymat" pertains to (200 points).  
  
• Was, at one point or another, a member of tkster's "The LiveWire Skeptic's Society" group (180 points).  
  
• Have ever posted on LiveWire whilst drunk (100 points).  
  
• Have ever posted on LiveWire whilst high (200 points).  
  
• Have ever had a topic stickied (200 points).  
  
• Have ever had a topic modpicked (200 points).  
  
• Have ever spoken to Hamel(200 points) .  
  
• Are Tangaroa (500 points).  
  
• Remember NYGirl1113's "Smoking Contest" (75 points).  
  
• Have met a LiveWire member in real life [does not include members known before joining LiveWire] (300 points per member met).  
  
• Donned a Scottatar (150 points).  
  
• Recall reading one of the several "Cyber Adventures" posted on the site (300 points).  
  
• Joined a Fairly Erotic Working Sexuality (200 points).  
  
• Created a topic spanning over 20 pages (200 points).  
  
• Present for the Butters UK banzornizing drama (100 points).  
  
• Present for the introduction of the sidebar. (250 points).  
  
• Joined the Male Organization of Lesbians. (250 points).  
  
• Closed your account to be an emo whiner only to come back x months/days/hours later (150 points).
  
• Able to recall 'katyduck' as 'cest moi'. (150 points)
  
• Remember the debate of the Support Leader Forum. (125 points)
  
• Recall when all SL's were mysteriously demoted. (250 points)
  
• Can remember why 'penis' was added as an option to nearly every poll for a while. (300 points)
  
• Were around for the 'censoring' of LiveWire (and its later removal). (180 points)
  
• Can positively remember the 'Crisp' phenomenon. (300 points)
  
• Were ever present in the original "#livewire" IRC channel. (275 points)
  
• Were a part of Anthem's [inmember] topic.(220 points)

Disclaimer: This list is not complete, as I know I'm certainly not one of the most old-school members of the site. If you should see something worth correcting, or wish to add something, post it. I'll add it to the below list of criteria, which have yet to be added to the 'official' list (as I know no one wants to have to recalculate their point values every day). Expect the below list to be added to the above list in a little while, once it fills up.

Criteria Yet to be Added:
None, motherfucker.

Once you're done calculating your point total, post it along with your title and I'll add you to the leaderboard (below). And, when given the chance, parade around the site looking superior. Because, hell, you are.  

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TiMmMeE fucked up the original topic 'cause he's dumb.  It can be found here.