Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic God i'm frugal with toilet paper Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]tell me again[/m] at 5:30 am on July 10, 2009[quote]The paper on the back of my period pad tells me that "A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day".   I think I pee around 5 times a day, each using 4 sheets (I fold (; ).   5 x 4 = 20 sheets. That's 37 less than average. Suppose I accidentally take 6 sheets 2 of those times.   3 x 4 + 6 x 2 = 24 sheets. That's still 33 less than average. And by "person", are we talking about men or women here? Men use like, 0. I guess they'll use 8 for pooping? And suppose they use what, 10 for wiping leftover pizza sauce from their hair. And how about 12 for wiping cum from their pubes. And another 12 because they dropped the first 12 in the toilet by accident.   That brings their total to 8 + 10 + 12 + 12 = 42.   To bring the average to 57, women would have to use 72 a day. [i]What the hell do you use toilet paper on?? How many do you use??[/i] :stressed: :screwed: :sorry: Edit: Screwed up[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post tell me again Posted at 5:30 am on July 10, 2009 The paper on the back of my period pad tells me that "A person uses approximately 57 sheets of toilet paper each day".   I think I pee around 5 times a day, each using 4 sheets (I fold (; ).   5 x 4 = 20 sheets. That's 37 less than average. Suppose I accidentally take 6 sheets 2 of those times.   3 x 4 + 6 x 2 = 24 sheets. That's still 33 less than average. And by "person", are we talking about men or women here? Men use like, 0. I guess they'll use 8 for pooping? And suppose they use what, 10 for wiping leftover pizza sauce from their hair. And how about 12 for wiping cum from their pubes. And another 12 because they dropped the first 12 in the toilet by accident.   That brings their total to 8 + 10 + 12 + 12 = 42.   To bring the average to 57, women would have to use 72 a day. What the hell do you use toilet paper on?? How many do you use?? Edit: Screwed up

Replies tell me again Posted at 5:46 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from tell me again at 1:34 pm on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex     they're facial tissue     different things    Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. Idk maybe they were referring to the amount you use when you're on your period Being a faggot girls seem to take pleasure in talking to me about how they have to wipe a fuckload because of the blood Hahahahahhaa i forgot to count those. Spice Posted at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 that would be like stating the obvious, would it not? :P Chasey Posted at 5:44 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from tell me again at 1:34 pm on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex    they're facial tissue    different things Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. Idk maybe they were referring to the amount you use when you're on your period Being a faggot girls seem to take pleasure in talking to me about how they have to wipe a fuckload because of the blood tell me again Posted at 5:43 am on July 10, 2009 I can't believe no one has called me a man-hating sexist. richteabiscuits Posted at 5:41 am on July 10, 2009 You need to find something better to do than counting how many pieces of toilet paper you use :| tell me again Posted at 5:41 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Spice at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use that many either =\ probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day thank you. see, spice is cool.   TheUnstoppableScentz Posted at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 Well, If you want to know what I use toilet paper for, You'll have to PM me. It's not for prying eyes :( Spice Posted at 5:40 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use that many either =\ probably about 4 and i gooooo about 5 - 6 times a day. so 20-24 pieces a day Veldel Posted at 5:39 am on July 10, 2009 I only use it when I poo or blow my nose. tell me again Posted at 5:36 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from squareness at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 why would anyone want to talk about this ? I'm fucked up. Talk to me dammit. Why are you kids so shy? You have no problems comparing your clits to grapes (real topic), why would you have problems telling me what you use toilet paper on? tell me again Posted at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Chasey at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex they're facial tissue different things Sorry, i was just trying to FIND WAYS IN WHICH PEOPLE USE TOILET PAPER. I don't understand how you can use 57 a day on toileting purposes unless you deliberately make an effort to waste some. squareness Posted at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 why would anyone want to talk about this ? Chasey Posted at 5:34 am on July 10, 2009 also i don't eat pizza Chasey Posted at 5:33 am on July 10, 2009 I don't use toilet paper for jizz I use kleenex they're facial tissue different things tell me again Posted at 5:32 am on July 10, 2009 Quote: from Mods1Blow2Me3Daily at 5:31 am on July 10, 2009 hmm, is that unsanitary? What, saving cum stained toilet paper for pizza? Yeah. Don't do it anymore. Most recent 15 of 19 previous replies displayed.