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derailedjet Posted at 11:16 pm on July 9, 2009
If a leper midget with swine flu jumped on your back, would you beat him off?

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jsia Posted at 11:22 pm on July 9, 2009
I'd throw myself to the ground and squash him.
virginiaraexxo Posted at 11:21 pm on July 9, 2009
cute. I'm probably going to use this joke & try to pass it off as my own.
Dexter Ward Posted at 11:20 pm on July 9, 2009
I'm not beating any guy off
Lally Posted at 11:18 pm on July 9, 2009
I would beat him off with a dead zombie and a chicken leg.
utheh Posted at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009
oh yes
TaliaBBy Posted at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009
iseewhatyoudidthar.
divine judgement Posted at 11:17 pm on July 9, 2009
yes i would
Descartes Posted at 11:16 pm on July 9, 2009
I would take him off.
I will not beat off any lepers.
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