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OnYourMind
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Posted at 2:23 pm on July 9, 2009 |
Haha. Well, you can't really GET a girl to like you... Just be sweet and show that you have a sense of humor. |
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kawailea2012
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Posted at 2:11 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. Did you get arrested earlier today? [No. Why?] Well, it's iilegal too look that damn fine! Drop a sugar packet when your waitress comes up and say "Ma'm, I believe you dropped your name tag." Lick your finger and touch her shirt. Then do the same to yourself and say "What do you say we get out of these wet clothes?" your'e father must be Bin Laden cause you'rer the bomb! Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? hahaha good luck:p |
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Raiku
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Posted at 2:08 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| money its the only languige they speak |
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XxRedneckBitchxX
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Posted at 2:07 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| If you have to ask...then go away. You can't make her like you. She does. Or she doesn't. |
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kitKAT55
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Posted at 2:07 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| just be super nice to her |
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aejae
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Posted at 2:06 pm on July 9, 2009 |
Quote: from Baron Samedi at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009
"Hey bitch, I have a little penis. How 'bout a pity fuck?"
this |
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Areola
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Posted at 2:03 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." Works every time. |
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Dont Notice Me
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Posted at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
what it is yo? uh what's up? can a player get in them guts? |
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DaisyMontana
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Posted at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| Buy her a versace dress, then show her your abs, and then your voice and eyes, then your dick... |
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IGotAddicted
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Posted at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| You're not serious. |
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Baron Samedi
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Posted at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| "Hey bitch, I have a little penis. How 'bout a pity fuck?" |
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Kaijuu
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Posted at 2:02 pm on July 9, 2009 |
| lol. |
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