Today, I fell asleep in the car on a 10+ hour trip with my family as soon as we got on the highway. When I woke up an hour later, I realized I'd had a wet dream. I had to sit next to my grandma with semen all over my thighs and boxers for the rest of the trip. FML
No bathroom stops along the way? Geez.
most of those FML stories are made up anyway, however enjoyable.
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
wow.