Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Post funny convos from omegle Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]Live Just To Die[/m] at 1:37 pm on July 3, 2009[quote]Loooool.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Cunning Stunt Posted at 1:36 pm on July 3, 2009 1. Go to www.omegle.com 2. Chat with somebody 3. ??? 4. Profit! You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hey! Stranger: how r ya? You: bored, you? Stranger: horny Stranger: have a cam? You: yeah You: asl? Stranger: 24m Stranger: u? You: 16/f :) Stranger: msn? You: i might give it to you... ;) You: you have to convince me though! Stranger: how You: make me horny too Stranger: im whispering dirty things to ur ears Stranger: my hands r on ur boobs You: ooo what are you whispering Stranger: sexy id like to fuck u like no one else You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database. Stranger: so Stranger: r u kidding? You: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons now. Stranger: no comment Stranger: did i pass the test? You: Reference code 3744956127 has been entered into the database, please stand by. Stranger: waiting You: You will now be forwarded to a C.I.A. Agent. You: Please wait... Stranger: that enough Stranger: thats enough You: Good evening sir my name is Agent Griffith, would you like to tell me what's going on here? Stranger: nothing You: How old are you sir? Stranger: 17 You: According to this chatlog sir you are... 24 years of age. Stranger: so? You: And the 'female' you believed you were speaking to was 16. Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Replies alishaaaa Posted at 11:51 pm on July 5, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Can I ask you a personal question? Stranger: depends You: On? Stranger: the question You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti? Stranger: no You: awh man! You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with. You: :`( You: please. Stranger: well, interesting Stranger: show me you spoon first You: That would be impossible, kind stranger. Stranger: who are you? Stranger: okay You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable. You: Not really invisible, because I can see it. You: Just no one else can. You: It's complicated, really. Stranger: well I cannot Stranger: ur right You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say. Stranger: what do you exactly want? Stranger: are you really hungry or what? You: Just a bite of your spegetti. You: No. I just want to taste it. =9 Stranger: it should taste good to someone You: Well, I want to see if it does or not. You: And you will not let me. :`( Stranger: I may if I have one You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti. Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti? Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti. You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians. Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that. You: You should do some brushing up on your geography. Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy? You: No. I already told you... They are in France. You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes. Stranger: well good luck with you dreams You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me. Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger. Stranger: why Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that You: because you give support. You: DUH. Stranger: wow You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger. Stranger: okay You: I'm glad you agree. Stranger: what local time is it now You: Time for a bite of your speghetti. Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti Stranger: good day Your conversational partner has disconnected. alishaaaa Posted at 10:20 pm on July 5, 2009 Connecting to server... <br> Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. <br> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! <br> A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! <br> You: Can I ask you a personal question? <br> Stranger: depends <br> You: On? <br> Stranger: the question <br> You: Well... Can I have a bite of your speghetti? <br> Stranger: no <br> You: awh man! <br> You: I even brought my spoon it eat it with. <br> You: :`( <br> You: please. <br> Stranger: well, interesting <br> Stranger: show me you spoon first <br> You: That would be impossible, kind stranger. <br> Stranger: who are you? <br> Stranger: okay <br> You: For my special speghetti eating spoon is invisable. <br> You: Not really invisible, because I can see it. <br> You: Just no one else can. <br> You: It's complicated, really. <br> Stranger: well I cannot <br> Stranger: ur right <br> You: I know. That's usually what a lot of people say. <br> Stranger: what do you exactly want? <br> Stranger: are you really hungry or what? <br> You: Just a bite of your spegetti. <br> You: No. I just want to taste it. =9 <br> Stranger: it should taste good to someone <br> You: Well, I want to see if it does or not. <br> You: And you will not let me. :`( <br> Stranger: I may if I have one <br> You: You know, one of my life long dreams is to go to France and eat some speghetti. You know, cause they're Italian and everything. Those Italians make some killer speghetti. <br> Stranger: well, do not understand why France has anything to do with Italian spaghetti? <br> Stranger: I guess there are spaghetti anywhere. Even Italian spaghetti. <br> You: HELLO. France is the home of the Itailians. <br> Stranger: Sorry I really did not know that. <br> You: You should do some brushing up on your geography. <br> Stranger: well... Are the italians in italy? <br> You: No. I already told you... They are in France. <br> You: Gosh, Stranger. You can be so dumb sometimes. <br> Stranger: well good luck with you dreams <br> You: Thank you. I'm glad you support me. <br> Stranger: hope one day will be able to go to France for the italian spaghetti <br> You: You're kinda like a bra, you know, stranger. <br> Stranger: why <br> Stranger: just do not understand the logic behind that <br> You: because you give support. <br> You: DUH. <br> Stranger: wow <br> You: See. Told you you can be kinda dumb sometimes, Stranger. <br> Stranger: okay <br> You: I'm glad you agree. <br> Stranger: what local time is it now <br> You: Time for a bite of your speghetti. <br> Stranger: it does not matter why you are dumb or not. You will have to make money to make a living <br> Stranger: good luck with Italian spaghetti <br> Stranger: good day <br> Your conversational partner has disconnected. Ziggy Stardust Posted at 1:57 pm on July 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger:im naked You:ok Your conversational partner has disconnected. speakslowlove Posted at 1:57 pm on July 3, 2009 Lmfao!! Too funny!! Aria of Silence Posted at 1:55 pm on July 3, 2009 hahahahahaha PlaygroundPushovers Posted at 1:53 pm on July 3, 2009 got to love that site :) Muddbutt Posted at 1:49 pm on July 3, 2009 haha LovesYou Posted at 1:45 pm on July 3, 2009 EPIC WIN. GIRAFFES Posted at 1:45 pm on July 3, 2009 Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: USA male You: USA female. Stranger: of course you are Stranger: so whats up Stranger: its summer Stranger: why are you hom Stranger: shouldnt you be outside showing off your bod Stranger: oh em gee You: Normally I would, but I'm morbidly obese. You: You know. Stranger: oh Stranger: shit Stranger: that sucks Stranger: im kinda fat too Stranger: i have stretch marks Stranger: :/ You: So do I. You: All over my body. You: Especially on my bulging fat rolls. Stranger: damn You: They're also covered in syrup. Stranger: love handles Stranger: that sucks You: Since I ate pancakes earlier. You: Mmm. Stranger: mmm You: If I could, I would have sex with a pancake. Stranger: Interesting Your conversational partner has disconnected. K r e s c e n d o Posted at 1:43 pm on July 3, 2009 ROFLWINWIN! Parappa Posted at 1:43 pm on July 3, 2009 BAHAHA, oh I missed this site... Stranger: u chick You: Me chick Stranger: u hot You: Me on fiyah Stranger: wha You: Me hot. Stranger: how old You: 67. I GOT EXPERIENCE, SONNY. Your conversational partner has disconnected. yyyt Posted at 1:43 pm on July 3, 2009 cool. Violently Happy Posted at 1:40 pm on July 3, 2009 wow lol xoAllixs0n Posted at 1:39 pm on July 3, 2009 LMFAO. I'm going to go do this. carelesmind Posted at 1:38 pm on July 3, 2009 lol @ yours Most recent 15 of 24 previous replies displayed.