She came into the kitchen and went "THAT DIET COKE BOX NEEDS TO GO IN THE BIN!" and full on stared at it like * * that far away from it for AGES until I moved it.
She then suggested my sisters boyfriend has a huge penis...(lol at his face)
She then said "I want a roll" and started attempting to make a sandwhich...with bread...not a roll.
Then she demanded candles.