Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Old ladies Maggie and Joan Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]RIMHfire[/m] at 11:34 am on July 5, 2009[quote]That's stupid.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post RayOrama Posted at 11:32 am on July 5, 2009 are swiming at the beach. They get a little tired so they decide to sit on the sand for a while. While they sit on their towels and enjoy the view Maggie reaches into the top of her one piece bathing suit and pulls out a pack of cigarrettes. She takes one, lights it up and starts smoking. Joan is surprised and asks, "Maggie! How did you do that?" "How did I do what?". Maggie replies. "We were in the water for close to half and hour and those cigarrettes are bone dry! How did you manage to do that?", asks Joan. "Oh", Maggie says, "I keep them in this". "What is that?", asks Joan. "It's a condom", Maggie says. "A condom?", asks Joan in disbelief, "Where do you get such a thing?" Maggie laughs and says, "I get them at the drugstore. They sell them in packs". Next day Joan goes by the drugstore. "Good morning, I'd like a pack condoms," she says. The clerk suspects she doesn't know what the hell she's talking about so he decides to have some fun with her. "Yes, mam. What size do you want them?" Joane thinks for a minute then says, "Big enough for Camels, please". Part 1 of Maggie and Joan

Replies RIMHfire Posted at 11:34 am on July 5, 2009 That's stupid. I Eat Snails Posted at 11:33 am on July 5, 2009 I have an old lady fetish. All 2 previous replies displayed.