Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Butter Cup -- Jasonzlpa Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]iamgodzilla[/m] at 4:04 pm on July 4, 2009[quote]Hahahahahahaha[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Jasonzlpa Posted at 4:03 pm on July 4, 2009 Butter Cup Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. "Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!" Then POOF! .. she was gone! After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?" Henry yells back "I'm over here in the pussy willows." Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!" Thread Updated Twice.

Replies Lilmissthing14 Posted at 4:05 pm on July 4, 2009 hehe i laughed sixguns Posted at 4:05 pm on July 4, 2009 ok iamgodzilla Posted at 4:04 pm on July 4, 2009 Hahahahahahaha Clara Bell Posted at 4:04 pm on July 4, 2009 lol that's pretty good Troll1000 Posted at 4:04 pm on July 4, 2009 EDIT: ignore me EDITEDIT: I'm going away till Friday don't send me jokes cause I won't have internets All 5 previous replies displayed.