Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic So three guys are waiting to get into Heaven Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [m]The Last Magister[/m] at 7:03 pm on July 3, 2009[quote]And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life. So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle. The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle. The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini. Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post The Last Magister Posted at 7:03 pm on July 3, 2009 And God tells them that what they drive depends on how faithful they were in life. So the first guy says, "I cheated a lot, I'll admit it." So God gives him a bicycle. The second guy says, "I only cheated once." And God gives him a motorcycle. The third guy says, "I've never cheated." And God gives him a Lamborghini. Later the man on the motorcycle sees the guy driving the Lamborghini crying. When he asks the man why he's crying, he replies, "I just saw my wife walking."

Replies Leannbby Posted at 7:11 pm on July 3, 2009 noooo he never cheated because his wife died you cant cheat on someone who isnt there K r e s c e n d o Posted at 7:08 pm on July 3, 2009 I smiled. Lucid Nightmare Posted at 7:08 pm on July 3, 2009 LOL Aerie Posted at 7:07 pm on July 3, 2009 Heard. lol Karen18 Posted at 7:06 pm on July 3, 2009 awwww haha cyberpunk Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 lmao kitts Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 um Lally Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 I dont get it. did he kill his wife? Descartes Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 I lol'd Nalexandra09 Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 haha. i saw another version of this joke, but his wife is riding a skateboard at the end. Leannbby Posted at 7:05 pm on July 3, 2009 awwwwwwwwwwww Poetic Believer Posted at 7:04 pm on July 3, 2009 Awww! utheh Posted at 7:04 pm on July 3, 2009 ROFL All 13 previous replies displayed.