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Jasonzlpa Posted at 7:15 am on July 3, 2009
Toothbrush


A little boy runs up to his mom.
'Mommy, am I deformed?' he asks.
'No,' replies Mom, 'Of course not. Why do you ask?'
'Because I only have one weewee,' says the boy.
'Honey, men only have one weewee,' says Mom.
'But Daddy has two!' exclaims the boy.
'Hah, no, Daddy only has one. Believe me, I know,' says Mom.
'Nuh uh,' says the boy, 'Daddy has 2. A regular one he goes peepee with, and a great big one he brushes the babysitter's teeth with.'


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dirty paws Posted at 7:23 am on July 3, 2009
um yeah ok.....
Live Just To Die Posted at 7:20 am on July 3, 2009
Lmao... not really... I smiled.
Chasey Posted at 7:17 am on July 3, 2009
someone posted a different varient of this yesterday =(
GlassHearts Posted at 7:17 am on July 3, 2009
lol.
gross.
SophFairy Posted at 7:17 am on July 3, 2009
Lol.
Natdaddi Posted at 7:16 am on July 3, 2009
Aha. you just made my day .
I LUFF YOUU !
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