Quoting Post Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic fucking mood swings Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] Quote: from [mod]marshmellowman[/mod] at 6:02 pm on July 2, 2009[quote]My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.[/quote] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post marshmellowman Posted at 6:02 pm on July 2, 2009 My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood. We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on her forehead.

Replies xestrangedx Posted at 4:23 pm on July 3, 2009 Lol :P da bears Posted at 4:11 pm on July 3, 2009 This joke really wasn't funny. It's one of those things people like because 1) It's socially unacceptable 2) it makes them feel superior (as almost all humor does, but this focuses on making them feel like part of the superior gender) That being said NEITHER of your jokes were funny. For future reference, please see Springs's signature. Forever Angel Posted at 4:07 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 5:58 pm on July 3, 2009 good for you sugar cups. Be nice... Moderators shall not demean ... members... marshmellowman Posted at 3:58 pm on July 3, 2009 good for you sugar cups. Forever Angel Posted at 3:54 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 5:40 pm on July 3, 2009 me reciting the definition and explanation of racism in context won't prove anything, and i'm not going to waste time on doing so so you can nitpick random parts so you can make yourself feel good. i can do whatever i please, point being, the joke was funny, and you should stop being so butthurt because people didn't like yours. As can I. marshmellowman Posted at 3:40 pm on July 3, 2009 me reciting the definition and explanation of racism in context won't prove anything, and i'm not going to waste time on doing so so you can nitpick random parts so you can make yourself feel good. i can do whatever i please, point being, the joke was funny, and you should stop being so butthurt because people didn't like yours. Forever Angel Posted at 3:20 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 3:20 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:43 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived. Explain the racism, then. If you can. how is me explaining it going to do anything? you'll just deny it or find some stupid flaw with it to try to prove to yourself that it doesn't suck. the fact of the matter is you think your shit joke was good, when it blew. i won't waste time and argue with you by dissecting your awful joke. Oh, so it's perfectly fine for you to make an accusation and not have to back it up? I don't believe you know what racism is. You just spew your denigrating opinions and walk away. Good job there, MOD. marshmellowman Posted at 1:20 pm on July 3, 2009 Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:43 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived. Explain the racism, then. If you can. how is me explaining it going to do anything? you'll just deny it or find some stupid flaw with it to try to prove to yourself that it doesn't suck. the fact of the matter is you think your shit joke was good, when it blew. i won't waste time and argue with you by dissecting your awful joke. dougalmcflurry Posted at 11:56 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from Forever Angel at 3:42 am on July 3, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived.    and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple.    it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail. This joke of yours is not funny either. And it's old. And it wasn't funny when it was new. You're the only one who doesn't think it's funny...While it wasn't hilarious, it fucking kicked your jokes arse, love. Deal with it. Forever Angel Posted at 7:43 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived. Explain the racism, then. If you can. Forever Angel Posted at 7:42 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived. and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple. it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail. This joke of yours is not funny either. And it's old. And it wasn't funny when it was new. marshmellowman Posted at 7:27 pm on July 2, 2009 it's not perceived. and yes, i generally find sexist jokes funnier than racist jokes. your joke was just not funny, plain and simple. it fucking tanked, why are you trying to defend it? smart people would move on realising it's a non-story, plenty of jokes fail. Forever Angel Posted at 7:24 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:16 pm on July 2, 2009 well if i were to leave a red mark on her head from a ring on my hand, it'd be from punching her in the face, not slapping her. i'm a man, i don't slap. Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to slight your manhood. "Slapping a woman around" was just a figure of speech. I'm sure you'd be using your fists rather than an open hand. Forever Angel Posted at 7:22 pm on July 2, 2009 Quote: from marshmellowman at 9:16 pm on July 2, 2009 and i wasn't defending the joke in the OP, that's clearly funny, and doesn't need to be defended, unlike your poor racist example. Oh, blatant sexism is much more funny and acceptable than 'perceived' racism? And I guess you don't really know what racism is from that statement. Now that is really funny. marshmellowman Posted at 7:16 pm on July 2, 2009 well if i were to leave a red mark on her head from a ring on my hand, it'd be from punching her in the face, not slapping her. i'm a man, i don't slap. why? because i thought it was funny and i just recently watched an episode of the west wing with that in it (though not verbatim) so i thought it was appropriate to mention it. it was a joke, no subtle digs at your religious beliefs. and i wasn't defending the joke in the OP, that's clearly funny, and doesn't need to be defended, unlike your poor racist example. Most recent 15 of 61 previous replies displayed.