Okay, I know this was irresponsible of me. Skip the lecture.
But I went for a walk with my boyfriend of a week (our anniversary today). We walked past the river, into a meadow on the other side around 9.45pm.
Got kissing, tickling... he then falls to the ground in a heap because I got his tickle spot.
Kissed some more, we both gave each other a little bit of oral.
Then in the heat of the moment, decided we'd try and lose my virginity one way or another.
Due to the lack of lube, neither of us could "get in" well, but when he finally did, man, DID IT HURT!
Eventually, the pain turned into "good pain" and then he had to pull out because he'd hurt himself. Turns out he'd cut his tight foreskin, because I was that tight.
So we settled for just wanking outdoors because I didn't want to hurt him and he's (by his own admission) not good at hand-jobs.
And I eventually hobble through the door at quarter past midnight after he was stopped by the police as we had a goodbye hug on his bike and they had to check it wasn't stolen because two guys on a moped looks suspicious, apparently.
EDIT: And I'm still trying to work out whether or not I did lose my virginity, or if I need to complete the "sex" thing, or need to have given and recieved to be able to call myself a "not-virgin".
Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 12:27 am on July 10, 2009 Danny Boi? I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here... I guess moral of the story is never forget lube. Hahaa I was thinking it was him as well But we may have just defeated the point of the anonymous feature, so shhhh.
Danny Boi? I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here... I guess moral of the story is never forget lube.
I'm kind of wondering if there is a question I've missed in here...
I guess moral of the story is never forget lube.
Hahaa I was thinking it was him as well
But we may have just defeated the point of the anonymous feature, so shhhh.
It's funny how the way someone posts makes it kinda obvious it's them..
sucks that it hurt that badly...
Jesus. My first time was painful enough with lube.