SO. Tell me something super interesting that happened to you today.
Disclaimer: I have a feeling most of you will say either one-worded answers, something sarcastic and fictional, or something crude and disgusting. If you actually post an entertaining story, my love for you as a peer and fellow LW member will grow immensely.
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 11:07 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:07 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 11:03 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:01 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 10:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one... Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well. Didn't you just get this boyfriend 2 days ago? You horn dog, you! It was only kissing And kissing leads to _________ Exactly the reason we're meeting in public next time we see eachother!
Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:07 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 11:03 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:01 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 10:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one... Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well. Didn't you just get this boyfriend 2 days ago? You horn dog, you! It was only kissing And kissing leads to _________
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 11:03 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:01 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 10:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one... Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well. Didn't you just get this boyfriend 2 days ago? You horn dog, you! It was only kissing
Quote: from DannyBoi at 6:01 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 10:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one... Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well. Didn't you just get this boyfriend 2 days ago? You horn dog, you!
Quote: from dougalmcflurry at 10:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one... Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well.
Quote: from DannyBoi at 10:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one...
Not much interesting happened to me at all today, apart from managing to get the boyfriend embarrassed over MSN by asking him for elbow-pads and a pillow next time we have a kissing/cuddling session on the floor. My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear
My neck's still all sore, and my elbow has a carpet burn on it from lying underneath him leaning up to nibble his ear
I can't quite figure out the logistics of this one...
Umm... craning my neck up and to the side whle he was licking my neck... Leaning on my elbow... I can't describe it too well.
Didn't you just get this boyfriend 2 days ago? You horn dog, you!
And kissing leads to _________
Exactly the reason we're meeting in public next time we see eachother!
Hehe. Good idea =0]
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 3:59 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from AcidSilence at 5:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 3:56 pm on July 6, 2009 skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working.. ROFL. Are you stupid? Lol. Let her go. She's more ignorant than I could have imagined. Skank doesn't mean mom, duhh. :D
Quote: from AcidSilence at 5:57 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 3:56 pm on July 6, 2009 skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working.. ROFL. Are you stupid? Lol. Let her go. She's more ignorant than I could have imagined.
Quote: from TaliaBBy at 3:56 pm on July 6, 2009 skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working.. ROFL. Are you stupid?
skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working..
ROFL. Are you stupid?
Lol. Let her go. She's more ignorant than I could have imagined.
Skank doesn't mean mom, duhh. :D
Really? I thought skank was the perfect synonym for mom! Hehe. I hate it when girls do the 'xx' decoration at the end of their statements, as if to prove a point that their point was better than yours. Either that, or it's a trend in middle schoolers.
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:58 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:56 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:55 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you. Next. hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail. And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl. must've been a glitch. anyways, no. skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working.. What the hell are you talking about? No one said skank=mom. I said skank=your mom, and unless you have hard evidence to prove otherwise, I'll continue my assumptions. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh? My And it feels like im talking to a dumbass. laterr . xx
That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you.
Next.
hoe, i dont even know yu.
I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though.
kay, skank
doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed.
I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail.
And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl.
must've been a glitch. anyways, no. skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working..
What the hell are you talking about? No one said skank=mom. I said skank=your mom, and unless you have hard evidence to prove otherwise, I'll continue my assumptions.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh? My
And it feels like im talking to a dumbass. laterr . xx
xx000xxx000xxx00!!!111!!11
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:55 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you. Next. hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail. And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl. must've been a glitch. anyways, no. skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying to be smart bc its not working..
Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:54 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you. Next. hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed. I think you just tried to quote me, and that was a miserable fail. And I'm not trying at all. Just speaking the fact, little girl.
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:54 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:52 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:50 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:49 pm on July 6, 2009Quote: from TaliaBBy at 5:48 pm on July 6, 2009penis. That's unfortunate. I actually used to like you. Next. hoe, i dont even know yu. I'm not a garden tool. Thanks anyway, though. kay, skank doesnt mean mom. stop trying,you failed.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, eh? My god, it feels like I'm talking to a brick wall.
Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. Please tell me that's true. I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that. Oooooh boy. I can't imagine =0[
Quote: from xoAllixs0n at 2:51 pm on July 6, 2009 Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. Please tell me that's true. I swear on everything it is true. I almost cried. But i got kick in the balls harder then that.
Quote: from Days Of The New at 5:50 pm on July 6, 2009 Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short. Please tell me that's true.
Well i was half asleep and i was taking a piss and smashed my cock in the toilet seat. I really don't know how it happened. I mean i am not that short.
Please tell me that's true.
Oooooh boy. I can't imagine =0[