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nyn Posted at 11:18 am on July 4, 2009
What are some funny things you've misread/misheard?

For example, I was looking for something to do with a bunch of Lebanese bread I had a few days ago, and looking through recipes I could've sworn I saw
Spicy Fetal Wrap
but it was just a falafel. >_>

still made this face though.

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Zaxter Posted at 11:37 am on July 4, 2009
haha
Sara2011 Posted at 11:28 am on July 4, 2009
i always think this gas station sign at wal mart says why pay for whores? but it says why pay more? lol.
pumpkin475 Posted at 11:26 am on July 4, 2009
Quote: from mvmassacre at 11:24 am on July 4, 2009

My friend and her really good guy friend were talking about relationships while waiting in his house for her dad to pick them up. And all of a sudden he goes "maybe we should go out" and she's like "whaaat?!" and he goes "yeah, maybe we should go outside to see if your dad's there" xD

It's funny now but at the moment her heart dropped cause she thought he was serious and she got scared.


hahahaha
mvmassacre Posted at 11:24 am on July 4, 2009
My friend and her really good guy friend were talking about relationships while waiting in his house for her dad to pick them up. And all of a sudden he goes "maybe we should go out" and she's like "whaaat?!" and he goes "yeah, maybe we should go outside to see if your dad's there" xD

It's funny now but at the moment her heart dropped cause she thought he was serious and she got scared.

Paper Dolls Posted at 11:24 am on July 4, 2009
I was reading an article about this local factory closing down and the heading was "Jobs blow for town"

When I read it first I thought it said "blow jobs..."  

SophFairy Posted at 11:22 am on July 4, 2009
I can't think of anything off of the top of my head.
GlassHearts Posted at 11:20 am on July 4, 2009
Quote: from MajorT0M at 7:20 pm on July 4, 2009

Hahahah

I was reading your post and misread "Lebanese Bread" as.. y'knowm I'm not even going to say.


same XD

GlassHearts Posted at 11:20 am on July 4, 2009
haha, when my friend first met my family and he said have you ever tried the virgin wine club?  but he said it so fast it sounded like "the virgin wank club" - their faces were priceless.
MajorT0M Posted at 11:20 am on July 4, 2009
Hahahah

I was reading your post and misread "Lebanese" as.. y'know I'm not even going to say.

Total Destruction Posted at 11:20 am on July 4, 2009
I would have used this face
It seems more appropriate
Aria of Silence Posted at 11:19 am on July 4, 2009
haha I can't recall anything.
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