Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic My mum's so pissed. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post ItsEllaYeah Posted at 3:48 pm on July 2, 2009 She's staggering around the house with the kitten down her cleavage. She came into the kitchen and went "THAT DIET COKE BOX NEEDS TO GO IN THE BIN!" and full on stared at it like *  * that far away from it for AGES until I moved it. She then suggested my sisters boyfriend has a huge penis...(lol at his face) She then said "I want a roll" and started attempting to make a sandwhich...with bread...not a roll. Then she demanded candles.

Replies Daddysgurl01 Posted at 4:12 pm on July 2, 2009 wow lmao hahahahastupid Posted at 3:52 pm on July 2, 2009 ha drunk Check Unavailability Posted at 3:51 pm on July 2, 2009 Lmao richteabiscuits Posted at 3:51 pm on July 2, 2009 Lolz! My mums like that. She always gets onto the topic of tattoos..."please, just just don't get a tattoo, please, just don't" It's like, yes mummy-dear *pats head* Heatherrox Posted at 3:50 pm on July 2, 2009 oh!! pissed = drunk WhiteTrashLilDarling Posted at 3:50 pm on July 2, 2009 shes drunk i assume Leica Posted at 3:50 pm on July 2, 2009 If that were me, I would have just walked in, screamed "WANKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA", then left to get a curry. utheh Posted at 3:49 pm on July 2, 2009 methhead? All 8 previous replies displayed.