Adding Reply Archived Topic: It will not be bumped to the top of the forum. Topic Aaargh, I got robbed. For the fifth time. Membername   Not a member? Sign Up Free (takes 20 seconds) Password   Forgotten your password? Post Font: Verdana Arial Black Georgia Comic Sans Impact   Size: Tiny Normal Big Huge   Color: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Black [ Check Spelling ] [ Post Preview ] [ LiveTags ] FAQ Keyword Search: Post Options Favorites Manager Notify me of new replies to this topic by email Notify me of new replies to this topic by private message Original Post Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:23 am on Jan. 7, 2009 The fucking gypsies stole all our pinecones. And here, they're worth A LOT. We've put spiky bushes all over the fences, but they still got in. We can't even see the fence from the house because it's like 50 metres away and there's a hill in the way. If we call the police, they won't do anything, they can't really. What do we do? It's urgent, and it's upsetting everyone. They just don't go away. We caught them once and told them to buzz off, but they keep coming back when we don't see them. Help!

Replies i r sekz Posted at 11:43 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Have you tried a moat and fill it with soapy water.  Gypsies don't like to be clean so it should keep them at bay. dingle Posted at 10:59 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Gypsies are very annoying indead, but while they excell in the skills of frollocking and childlike laughter, they often fall-a-fool due to their dim-whitted intelect. Engage one in conversation.  Inform it that it is currently over the fence, and that if it were to go over the fence, it would be in the place it was coming from. Then, pull out the flashy thing from Men in Black, flash it, and tell it that it's a bird and it's flock has left without for the winter.  It can catch up if it flies away from the fence as quickly as possibly.         Then it will fly away, as quickly as possibly, in a general away from fence direction. Hope this helps! Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:36 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously?       No, I'm totally joking.       Yes, seriously.       Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree?   I thought gypsies were docile people.      Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. I must have met some weird gypsies then. They're a bit greedy, but what can you expect from Jews? What the hell, are you super ignorant? Gypsies originate from India, they're dark skinned and vile. What's the matter with you? Jews are fine people. Now, what to do with these gypsies? tweetybird Posted at 9:38 am on Jan. 7, 2009 get a guard dog Lohrbas Posted at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol.  Seriously?   No, I'm totally joking.   Yes, seriously.   Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree?    I thought gypsies were docile people.   Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. I must have met some weird gypsies then.  They're a bit greedy, but what can you expect from Jews? north star15 Posted at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 sell all your clothes to get some money hah xoxo1234 Posted at 9:36 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 7:28 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xoxo1234 at 5:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Wow, different world.    Anyway, get an alarm system on your house. Lol. What will that do? I have it, but they steal from the pine trees. Oh, right. Haha, sorry, I'm slow. Maybe a fence with an alarm? Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:31 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously?    No, I'm totally joking.    Yes, seriously.    Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? I thought gypsies were docile people. Wtf? They're the worst people ever. At school they're the top bullies, they tear your hair out and all. Plus they live in tents outside when it's about 6 degrees. h a t t Posted at 9:33 am on Jan. 7, 2009 i should try selling the pinecones from my backyard Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:32 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xsolox at 5:25 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 I think you need better locks and security What kind of security? Locks don't do anything, they just climb over the fences. Pebbles123 Posted at 9:31 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Pinecones? :/ Lohrbas Posted at 9:31 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from yellowacid1 at 11:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol.  Seriously? No, I'm totally joking. Yes, seriously. Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? I thought gypsies were docile people. PapaRockett Posted at 9:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Get a guard dog that will rip the fucker to shreds if they step in the place. ;D Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:30 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from Lohrbas at 5:26 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Lol. Seriously? No, I'm totally joking. Yes, seriously. Just 10 pine cones cost 5 euros. Imagine a whole tree? Manipulative Acid Posted at 9:28 am on Jan. 7, 2009 Quote: from xoxo1234 at 5:27 pm on Jan. 7, 2009 Wow, different world. Anyway, get an alarm system on your house. Lol. What will that do? I have it, but they steal from the pine trees. Most recent 15 of 23 previous replies displayed.