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ThunderSperm! :D
Replies: 50Last Post Oct. 22, 2008 7:33pm by mountain hare
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So there I am, sitting in English class when Mr. White, our teacher, asks me to read the next few paragraphs of the Hobbit.
Off I go.

It was the last period of the day and I was oh so very tired. I was reading along and the sentence was similar to:
"...They heard a thunderstorm approaching..."

But, it came out:
"...They heard a ThunderSperm approaching"

I went completely red.

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lolawl

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yum

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Lmao. Nice.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Oh wow..that's embarrassing..but also extremely hilarious.

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 LMAO

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I would have pissed myself, not from laughter, but because I can

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Lulz at thunder sperm! I like it.

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new super hero

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rofl awwww !!!

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HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Rofl. D:
Embarassing much?


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cause youre 13 years old

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Quote: from prisoner of hss at 7:31 pm on Oct. 17, 2008

cause youre 13 years old
14*
And why does that matter?

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Post edited at 9:36 am on Oct. 17, 2008 by Aphrodite54

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