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The day of the last man who could walk without a wheel chair part 3
Replies: 4Last Post Nov. 29, 2009 8:20am by purplesquid91
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The world was getting cold for fred.
Pretty soon he will be dead......

Fred's brain was poking out of his fat head

What did Fred ever do to them.
He helped them out he was their friend.
He cries at night while he goes insane
Them assholes
they ate half his brain.

"Why are they all jealous of me?
Why can't them fuckers see?"


Then he seen a old lady who's wheelchair had fallen over.


"you old fuck" he thought to him self

She said "Please sir won't you help me out"
"Go fuck yourself" Fred did shout
"I'm sorry that I ate your face"
Fred kicked her in her private place


But since fred was such a top fucking bloke he decided to help her up anyway, because Fred is nice like that.


But the old lady was full of spite
and ate his dick with a single bite.

Fred had been eaten again by the wheelchair people


The old lady ran away and fell over on a rock
Fred reached down her throat and got back his cock


And helped her up again....... then he walked away

Why did he help her up again? who the fuck knows, perhaps Fred had gone insane........ or perhaps fred is just such a great fucking bloke that he always helps the elderly no matter what.

The old lady watched Fred walk away, she went back and told the townspeople about the legend of the man who can walk without a wheelchair in her..... village.

Go fuck yourself


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thats some weird shit

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The rhyming is unbelievably terrible. Almost as overwhelming as the bad plot/wording of the poem in its entirety.

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Excuse me but this is the best poem in history. Didn't you see how he helped the grandma? that was fucking great stuff right there very emotional.

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neat-o

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