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( poetic habits1 )
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A girl is kissing a guy and getting touchy feely with him real early in the morning. She hears a knock on her door. She pushes the guy into a closet and locks the door. She goes and unlocks her bedroom door. Her father looks down at her and says, "Well, I'm off to work." She gives him a kiss and he leaves. She goes downstairs and completely forgets the guy in the closet. An hour passes and another guy she knows shows up. She hears her father's car pull up the driveway shortly after they start getting it on. She shoves him in the pantry and meets her father in the livingroom after locking the door. "Sorry dear, forgot my keys. See ya!" and he leaves again. She forgets this guy as well. Her boyfriend shows up and she gets on her knees in the bathroom for him. She hears the front door slam and she shoves him in the bathroom closet, locking the door. "Darling! Pack your bags. We're going to Hawaii for 2 weeks." She runs to her room and packs her bags, grabbing clothes out of her dresser. She then leaves. Her and her father stay for not 2 weeks, but a month. She comes back and opens her closet door. She finds the 1st guy on the floor, dead with a bra in his mouth. She starts to cry. Suddenly, she remembers the guy downstairs. She rushes downstairs and opens the door. He had her thong in his mouth. He was dead too. She fears for the worst when she goes up to the bathroom. She opens the door, and her boyfriend looks at her. She wraps her arms around him and kisses him. "Thank god you're alive. How did you survive?" He licked his finger and smiled. "You had thrown away about 17 jelly filled donuts, so I ate them." And he lifted a tampon applicator up.
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I been envied by bitches since I was 17.
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Distance is Darkness
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eeeeeeew. haha
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3OH!3 says not to trust you!!
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bloodwolves
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That really is discusting but funny haha
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