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Little Mary was an extrodianary student. She was really bright. She was up late the night before studying for an exam. Mary attended a Catholic school. She passed the exam with the highest grade in the class. She then decided to sleep during the rest of class. Mary's teacher decided to give a pop quiz. She began by asking, "Who died for us on the cross?" The boy sitting behind her (named Jonny) stabbed her with his pencil. She shot up in her seat, yelling "Jesus Christ!" The teacher said, "very good, Mary." And gave Mary 10 points. Mary turned around and glared at Jonny. She laid her head back down. He just smiled and awaited the teacher's next question. She asked, "What comes to us when we pray?" Jonny stabbed Mary again. She shot up and yelled, "Holy Spirit!" The teacher smiled, and said "Right again, Mary." And gave Mary 10 more points. Mary glared again and laid her head back down. The teacher said, "Ok, final question is: What did Eve say to Adam?" Jonny stabbed Mary again. She shot up, turned to him glaring. "If you stick that thing in me ONE MORE TIME, I'm going to break it in half!" The teacher then fainted.
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radshelb
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No more long jokes... please.
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Not funny sorry. 
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LOL
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