This guy got an STD because he went down on this girl who put a jolly rancher in her cooch Apparently she said "if you feel something hard bite down"...and apparently he did. Turns out he bit a herpes sore, it burst in his mouth and he got an STD
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I've heard many variations of the same story. I doubt it is true.
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AHAHAHA!!!
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------- "Last night I tried to slip it in her rear. When she began to complain about the pain, I stupidly told her to take it like a man."
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I've heard many variations of the same story. I doubt it is true.
D'awww
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ew..
that is all.
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I've heard many variations of the same story. 
