"All I wanted to do was sin and make money."
-Mick Jagger "Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself...he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race."
-Bill, Kill Bill Vol. 2
"If you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
-God, Futurama
"I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work."
- Abraham Lincoln
"People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying."
-Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
"Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking."
-Bill Maher
"You make yourselves miserable by thinking of what may never happen! Is not to-day enough, that you must think of to-morrow and the day after that? Enough of such talk! Yesterday is gone; you have to-day; to-morrow may never come!"
-Hitihiti, Mutiny on the Bounty
"Wars on nations change maps. Wars on poverty map change."
-Muhammad Ali
"If you are neutral toward injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality."
- Archbishop Desmond Tutu
"We've killed health care; now we've got to make sure our fingerprints aren't on it."
- Senator Bob Packwood (R-OR), on the GOP blocking Clinton's health care reform
"Anyone with a barbed wire tattoo on their arm is a douche."
-Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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"I'm pretty sure there are more minutes of porn online
than there has been time in history." - Michael Swain