Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes," said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot, "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a stupid name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot would name a parrot Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."


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Im An Honest Asshole. That Makes Me Special.

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oh, it's you again

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errr same to you?

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Im An Honest Asshole. That Makes Me Special.

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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oh, it's you again

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errr same to you?

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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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oh, it's you again

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 errr same to you?

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i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

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Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

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Im An Honest Asshole. That Makes Me Special.

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:15 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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oh, it's you again

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  errr same to you?

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i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

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Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

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the only stupidity here is you believing that people would actually think your pictures are really you

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the world was built on a tickle between our legs

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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:26 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:15 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from The Immortal Lie at 9:14 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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Quote: from 0h h3ll n0 at 4:13 am on Nov. 8, 2009

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oh, it's you again

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  errr same to you?

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i see you've removed most of your fake pictures

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 Dont start with me, I'm not in the mood for your stupidity.

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lolol  

the only stupidity here is you believing that people would actually think your pictures are really you

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hahahahahahahaha omg

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Im An Honest Asshole. That Makes Me Special.