My mum's got this guy over, Tony, he's helping redecorate the house and stuff, putting up shelves and painting and things. They're semi-dating, flirting and stuff. My flamboyantly gay brother has decided that poor Tony is into guys. So, oblivious to the fact he's half-seeing our mother, my brother's attempting (and failing) to flirt with and seduce mister Tony.
This is going to end badly for sure.