1. You somehow trip up in the street and smash face first into concrete. You whole face is literally broken, cheekbones, jaw, forehead, everything. your skin is grazed off, and will grow back all scar tissue-y. You will have to live basically ugly for the rest of your life. 2. You are disabled from the waist down, but can still somehow have sex. but you can't walk and have to be in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.
choose now! 
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I give up on trying to use knowledgeable quotes as
signatures, they always turn out tacky...
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