Because I had a kebab for dinner. With some fucking chips. Not american chips. But good old fucking british chips. And then I got in my car, which has a BONNET on the front, not a hood. Then we drove home on the LEFT fucking side of the road. I had to put the RUBBISH out. My dad had CUSTARD today. I wore TROUSERS. How the fuck you like me now.
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ya, shish kabobs are good.
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haha TROUSERS???????come on,id rather say pants anyday........
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i envy you you in England,
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stevey90
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personally i didn't really ask all that shit so you can kiss my ass with yo fuckin bonnet on the front of your goddamn car
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We always make fun of bonnets at my work...who puts a fucking bonnet on their car
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all your places are places we have with 'new' in front.
we're happy with jersey, york, hampshire, england, etc
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Quote: from Brinkmannjg at 2:46 am on Nov. 8, 2009
We always make fun of bonnets at my work...who puts a fucking bonnet on their car
Not the same idiot that puts a hood on their car. It's not like it's gonna get wet.
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