Fat people try to tell me what to do, because I'll just make a fat joke and make them cry, and if they don't and try to retaliate, I just do it again. And again. Eventually they shut up because they feel like shit about themselves. P.S. a girl tried to tell me to shup up today because my phone got taken away, and I told her to stop crying because she'd eaten hers, and the phone company too.
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I am Dionysius.
I win.