Today
1) One of my best friends was dumped by her bf(They've been dating for 14 months)
2) Another one of my best friends was dumped by HER bf(16 months)
3) Yet another one of my friends dumped her bf for trying to push her too far.(5 months)
4) My gf broke down because she had to yell at her ex today while I was at school(dated for 8 months)
ENOUGH. WHAT THE HELL? THE CHANCES OF ALL ON THE SAME DAY? REALLY?!
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I am Dionysius.
I win.