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A polar bear walks into a bar.
Replies: 11 — Last Post Nov. 4 12:33pm by Peril
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He says to the bartender, "I'll have a brandy... ... ... ... ...and coke."
The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?"
The polar bear says "I'M A BEAR!"

Someone told me that joke today and I was on the floor laughing. Just thought I would share.  It's a lot better when said in person.

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bahahaha.

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AHAHAHAHHA

i love it :)

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my IT teacher told me it when i was 14 :D i too was in fits of laughter :D which is ace, its not even that funny :P
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i dont see the humor. -.-

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Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-

pause... paws...
oh i give up.

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Quote: from agerask at 8:31 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-

pause... paws...
oh i give up.


I lol'd now.

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Quote: from A r c a d i a at 6:32 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from agerask at 8:31 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-
 

 pause... paws...  
 oh i give up.


I lol'd now.

....still don't see the funny part

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i lol'd

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Quote: from danndivision at 8:36 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from A r c a d i a at 6:32 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from agerask at 8:31 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-
 

  pause... paws...  
  oh i give up.

 
 I lol'd now.

....still don't see the funny part


He has big paws

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I like it.

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Quote: from danndivision at 6:36 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from A r c a d i a at 6:32 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from agerask at 8:31 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
Quote: from danndivision at 6:29 pm on Nov. 3, 2009
i dont see the humor. -.-
   

pause... paws...    
oh i give up.


I lol'd now.
 

....still don't see the funny part


Lol

Post edited at 12:34 pm on Nov. 4, 2009 by Peril

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