Backstory: She's 18, been with her boyfriend for maybe 9 months, has no job, and he works on a dredge boat and is gone for 17 days at a time. The other day I was at her house and I found a notebook with some "tips" on getting pregnant.
I'm not sure where she got them from but they sounds kinda stupid.
A few were:
-Water-based lubricants, saliva (and something else) can prevent sperm from entering the cervix.
-Missionary is best. *Gravity rules all!*
-After sex, do not get up for at least 10 minutes.
Lord help her. I can't tell her she's crazy, cause her man has her wrapped around his finger.
He wouldn't leave her if she were to get pregnant, but they're not thinking very rationally.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world
that sometimes corn needs to lie the f u c k down.