okay last night at this house halloween party out in the motherfuckin woods kinda sorta pastures. anyways i got like drunk and i made out with this dude out in the living room. It's an old looking house, yknow. anyways the night goes on and so we go up to the bedroom on the second floor because i sorta kinda mutually suggested it. the keg was outside and so was everyone else. it was lighted outhere a lot more than this weird ass house. so anyways, we go up the stairs and i stumble! LOL it was so bad because he grabbed me by my boobs. he then grunted and lifted me up to the step above him but thats not the best part. we go and have sex. it was really quick because we were both wasted. did i mention we did kegstands beforehand? XD i lasted about 5seconds. so we go and have sex and when he inserts his penis in me, I feel him getting uncomfortable and getting pushed back. I was always getting super, duper horny during all this. and then OMG out comes a dick from my vag. so i ended up the night fucking him instead of him fucking me! XD Am I like cursed or something? i think my operation went... something cursed! anyways I'm writing this from my iPhone. There's cum on his chest and lips. :/ I think my operation is reversed.
ooo, my pussy itches now.
5:47 am on Nov. 1, 2009
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Shibs
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Thats hawt.
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HAHA this actually made me laugh
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"i sorta kinda mutually suggested it."? Love this sentence...
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Omg the same thing happened to me but it was at his house on a water bed last night that was my treat of the night
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