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my favorite joke of all time
Replies: 6Last Post Oct. 28 1:26pm by kllxhnnh
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( AngelofUnmercy )

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wats worse than a dead baby?

a pile of dead baby's


whats worse than that?

the one on bottoms still alive

whats worse than that?

he has to eat his way to freedom

whats worse than that?

when he reaches the top....... he goes back down for sconds


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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor"

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eww

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"But I'm not Batman, so it wouldn't have been an issue."

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Quote: from Darkane at 1:24 pm on Oct. 28, 2009

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor"


What did the farmer say when he found his tractor?

"There's my tractor."

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Do I care or think you are funny?

NO.

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Tell me I'm a tourist in the Fourth Dimension

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That's four "jokes' if you could call them that. Fail.

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ItsEllaYeah is jealous that I'm better than him/her/it.

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That's just bad taste.

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