Rich Walrus!
Full of blubber
So full of himself
But won't wear a rubber!

Rich Walrus!
Had a bunch of kids
But why look so grim?
You can still hope for s.i.d.s.!

Rich Walrus!
The Mrs. is mad!
But don't worry now,
Divorce is the new fad!

Poor Walrus,
Your Mrs. took your stuff
Now a shiny green bottle
And quite a bit of scruff!

Poor Walrus,
You're not so fun
You gave up on women
And picked up a gun.

FIN

R.I.P. Rich Walrus

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I'm not wasted potential, you're just not worth my time.
The impossibility of perfection will tear me apart.
There's only so much you can do.
The Broken.