i came home one night real shit faced and he was like now you gotta run it off with three laps round the house. and i was like im to drunk to run. and he goes, and i quote "your not to drunk until you have to grab the GRASS to keep from FALLING OFF THE EARTH" i laaughed then peed on the bushes. i love that guy.
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umm lol
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i've heard that before...
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it was me that time also. just posted it for laughs
no, i heard it in a joke my bf sent me. i think. lol
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