My aunt's dumb guard dogs and the other retarded motherfuckers in the neighborhood are barking like MAD.
They won't stfu. They've been going at it for 7 mins straight already.
FUUUU-
It's like 12:24 AM here, shut up! Funniest thing is, my aunt's dogs are little pussies too.
One of em got scared and ran, cause the other one barked while he was lying down.
O.o
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KingLe23
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shoot the dogs nigga
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The dogs are fucking ARGUING? LOL! Somebody must've barked and called another dog's mom a bitch haha!
Not to laugh at you, but I just find that hilarious. But an airhorn or a waterhose does the trick!
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i remember lik right out frount my house one night RIGHT wen i layed down to go to bed cats started having sex and when cats have sex, ITS LOUD.
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i remember lik right out frount my house one night RIGHT wen i layed down to go to bed cats started having sex and when cats have sex, ITS LOUD.
HAHA! THAT HAPPENED TO ME! When I was about 9 or 10, I was a asleep and woke up to this cat yowling. Our window was right at the back of the apartment, where the cats where fucking so we heard a lot.
I look outside the window, and I see this raggedy-ass cat with bald spots everywhere humping this little yowling screeching kitty!
I ran outside and threw a shoe at them. I did the female kitty a favor though. Sex for cats hurts I hear due to pricks on the male cat's penis. The pricks are supposed to stimulate the vagina to ensure pregnancy, but only thing its stimulating for the female is PAIN!
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