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Things you've misread or misheard...
Replies: 11 — Last Post July 4 11:37am by Zaxter
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What are some funny things you've misread/misheard?

For example, I was looking for something to do with a bunch of Lebanese bread I had a few days ago, and looking through recipes I could've sworn I saw
Spicy Fetal Wrap
but it was just a falafel. >_>

still made this face though.

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haha I can't recall anything.

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I would have used this face
It seems more appropriate

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Hahahah

I was reading your post and misread "Lebanese" as.. y'know I'm not even going to say.

Post edited at 11:20 am on July 4, 2009 by MajorT0M

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haha, when my friend first met my family and he said have you ever tried the virgin wine club?  but he said it so fast it sounded like "the virgin wank club" - their faces were priceless.

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Quote: from MajorT0M at 7:20 pm on July 4, 2009
Hahahah

I was reading your post and misread "Lebanese Bread" as.. y'knowm I'm not even going to say.

same XD

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I can't think of anything off of the top of my head.

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I was reading an article about this local factory closing down and the heading was "Jobs blow for town"

When I read it first I thought it said "blow jobs..."  

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My friend and her really good guy friend were talking about relationships while waiting in his house for her dad to pick them up. And all of a sudden he goes "maybe we should go out" and she's like "whaaat?!" and he goes "yeah, maybe we should go outside to see if your dad's there" xD

It's funny now but at the moment her heart dropped cause she thought he was serious and she got scared.

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Quote: from mvmassacre at 11:24 am on July 4, 2009
My friend and her really good guy friend were talking about relationships while waiting in his house for her dad to pick them up. And all of a sudden he goes "maybe we should go out" and she's like "whaaat?!" and he goes "yeah, maybe we should go outside to see if your dad's there" xD

It's funny now but at the moment her heart dropped cause she thought he was serious and she got scared.

hahahaha

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i always think this gas station sign at wal mart says why pay for whores? but it says why pay more? lol.

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haha

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