She's staggering around the house with the kitten down her cleavage. She came into the kitchen and went "THAT DIET COKE BOX NEEDS TO GO IN THE BIN!" and full on stared at it like * * that far away from it for AGES until I moved it.
She then suggested my sisters boyfriend has a huge penis...(lol at his face)
She then said "I want a roll" and started attempting to make a sandwhich...with bread...not a roll.
Then she demanded candles.
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What the hell are you reading this for?